English Redefined

Taken from the Readers Digest magazine (March 2014)

When the Washington Post challenged its readers to supply alternate meanings for any word in the dictionary, entries included:

Coffee (n): A person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj): to be appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Balderdash (n): A rapidly receding hairline.

Esplanade (v): To attempt an explanation while drunk.


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